小学生的英语自我介绍

　　Who is holding the sky down?

　　I said, "Daddy is tall." Dad looked me up and down. "Zhang Xingyu goes to the top, you have a lot of meat, you can bounce it back."

　　No way, who calls me fat? 143 cm in height and 60 kg in weight, so the classmates call me "Duduge" very friendly.

　　I can eat. My stomach is so big that I can barely fill up three bowls of rice at a meal. I don't know what's going on. My digestive system is so good. I had just eaten, and soon I was hungry again, so every day, my stomach was starving. I'm not picky about food. I like it as long as it's eaten and it's eaten by people. When a meal comes down, I wipe out the food on the table and in the pot. Mother said it was good to have me at home. The burden of the trash can was lightened a lot.

　　I can talk. In my spare time, I will talk with my good friends, because I read a lot, often quoting classics and classics, soliciting extensive references, laughing at the sky, often attracted the students'eyes, teachers there about my "case" backlog. Because I'm fat, I'm not born to exercise. Sports is my weakness, less than 50 meters, I can run out of breath, can only lie on the playground breathless. The PE teacher came over and said, "Children can't be taught!" But I said, "Confucius said,'A good mover is not as good as a good eater, and a good eater is not as good as a good eater'." If the Chinese teacher knows that I use the Analects of Confucius so actively, he will surely regret having such a student as me.

　　I'm also useful. In the final review stage, when the students were weighed down by a large number of papers, they would beg me to shout a few times to boost their spirits. Fat men have large vital capacity. Every class and school speech reading contest, I am singing the leading role, I heard that there are many fans, the school's language teachers set an example for me to read aloud.

　　I am convinced: I am born to be useful. Stick to your own fat, let others thin it!